Drama this morning: My wife and I were getting into a heated argument when I told her to “pack your things and….”Her phone started ringing at that point, so I had to pause so she could answer it. Her father was there. I could hear what he was saying because the phone was on speaker. “My daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account. Give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half,” he said after typical small talk between father and daughter. “I am giving you and your spouse one of the parked cars to use for family purposes.”

“You said I should pack my things and do what?” she asked me as the call came to an end. “Said PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH. And I’ll iron them as soon as the light comes.”